A conversation with Alizée
Alizée born August 21st, 1984 (Leo)
Alizée always employs a rigorous method to choose her next move (pixabay photo)

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Exactamundo! I'm the greatest thing since buttered bread. I make no distinction: I'm known to charm renowned NASA scientists and featureless used cars dealers in the same fashion. You know? There are 16 avenues with my name in four different countries, not counting Kyrgyzstan and Loompaland.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, I remember that many years ago I was traveling in Jamaica with a friend and we did "it" in the tent, in the middle of nature.

Who are your heroes?
Pancho Villa, Keyser Soze, and myself.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I suffer from an unreasonable phobia for cookies, after a bizzarre accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite common.

Alizée, you are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and my special Smurf meat pie.

What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a sequel of "Gigli", a real masterpiece whose magnitude has not been fully recognized.

What happen if you play your song "La Isla Bonita" backward?
I discourage this satanic practice. I heard that there can be obnoxious long-term effects like smallpox or loss of eardrums.

What do you eat between meals?
Salted peanuts with lemon juice, a bread slice, four nectarines, and a few drops of rum.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Alizée's home telephone number :
7427272430 8656730010 6460929227 9614525836 8887327807 7950000228 3974791890 7363153515 9066410735 5816802436 774795029 9280616477 3795873543 5949242677 7696932158 3415449719 6422991832 2647934134 9746501102 2805821541
To be sincere, my boss had arranged my short conversation with Alizée many days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or breeding newts. So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had following a heavy dinner of raw broccoli and cabbage stew.
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