A conversation with Allie Grant
Allie Grant
Allie Grant born February 14th, 1994 (Aquarius)
Less known fact: Allie Grant is fluent in Klingonese and Kannada (source)

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last week I've seen the cover illustration of the book "The Old Man and the Sea", and I found it quite palatable. Therefore, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Ernest Hemingway - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any news.

What would you like to do right now?
Mock somebody's else way of life.

Allie, what's your vice?
Surfing on the dark corners of Internet. Well, I’m probably going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. What is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 8, I won the "Bronze Tiger Trophy" issued by the municipality of Sacramento for "unprecedented but gratuitous acting exhibition".

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Mozart.

Allie, do you like coyotes?
Shucks no!

For which reason you do not like coyotes?
To be frank, they reek! And one coyote bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my position on coyotes.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural products, because I pay attention to my health and my admirers. For example, this week I have a passion for shiitake mushrooms and seaweeds, both awesome with liver sausages.

Allie Grant refused to share her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
9619299586 9314715867 718419052 6947595742 487149273 502813123 2544407201 4093523145 9622545700 3001239371 2545339054 4468103556 919538626 4561243047 4208576682 8186279630 927679755 896567518 6656756766 3248005335
I have a confession to make. My boss had lined up my short talk with Allie Grant several months beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or walking my pet monkey. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare that followed after a dinner of chorizo and beans.
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