What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pile of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them in awe, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Do you have any vice?
Sloth. I have troubles dragging myself out of bed before noon. Surely you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the jackal appearing in your last movie?
Bunk! How did you people find out!? It wasn't my fault, and whatever buzz you heard about it has surely been exaggerated by the journalists.
In a paper published on European Journal of Theoretical Herpetology, prof. John Barnes observed that your movies are "a supernatural recapitulation of present-day pragmatic reductionism". Which is your reaction?
Actually, in his recent letter appeared on Annals of Academic Postmodernism, dr. Ronald M. Miller totally discredited that frivolous point of view.
Allison, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a license for steering my hovercraft.
What do you eat between meals?
Yogurts with tartar sauce, a nectarine, two crackers, and some scotch.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Sure thing! In case of need mix two parts of tequila, one part of energy drink and some tartar sauce. Apply the resulting potion on your wrists and your feet.
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