I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time, if any, to write. Last winter I've read the back cover of "Anna Karenina", and I found it passable. So, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Samuel Johnson. I played Aladdin: the author was a famed wackadoo.
Can you tell me the square root of 6294311895?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is something around 31.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was forced by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And how long have you been feeling a need to address the delicate issue of rheumatism?
Since I feared to have contracted it.
What’s your worst habit?
Most people imagine I'm perfect, but sometimes I drink soy sauce from the container when nobody's watching.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a night in November. An almost magic autumn night, windy and gently decadent, still nostalgic of summer. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of screaming people. The first, but not the best day of my life...
At least there is a happy end...
Who gives a rat? My existence is like a dive in an ocean of lava.
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