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Allison Janney
Allison Janney born November 19th, 1959 (Scorpio)
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Allison Janney's favorite pastime is color-washing troll dolls' hair (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time, if any, to write. Last winter I've read the back cover of "Anna Karenina", and I found it passable. So, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Leo Tolstoy - since I need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Samuel Johnson. I played Aladdin: the author was a famed wackadoo.

Can you tell me the square root of 6294311895?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is something around 31.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I was forced by my parakeet, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And how long have you been feeling a need to address the delicate issue of rheumatism?
Since I feared to have contracted it.

What’s your worst habit?
Most people imagine I'm perfect, but sometimes I drink soy sauce from the container when nobody's watching.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a night in November. An almost magic autumn night, windy and gently decadent, still nostalgic of summer. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of screaming people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

At least there is a happy end...
Who gives a rat? My existence is like a dive in an ocean of lava.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Allison Janney's private telephone number :
550175991 9238751265 3351164721 6321387939 7844325883 767220944 6744786554 512348004 2705390588 8454768189 6301938821 814848936 4102446137 274209310 637437411 470909799 6945081581 6926834805 642264326 814497176
I have a confession to make. My supervisor had scheduled my talk with Allison Janney several days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Cool as Ice". So, this web page is mainly based on what Allison Janney would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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