Do you have any birthmark?
Yes sir! I have a tiny chamaleon shaped birthmark on my right heel. Probably my father did dream a chamaleon while my mother was expecting me.
Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
You bet your boots! I'm a little gloomy, a bit slothful, yielding and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
You betcha! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Ishtar", a real classic whose value has not been recognized.
Do you do your own shopping?
Decidedly not! Actually, I have a bunch of Princeton PhDs to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, I ever pay a bunch of surrogates, one for each body part.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my soul, I frequently rest on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and glass splinters generously sprinkled with salt.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows pampered by venerating fans, but there are nations where it is impossible to find even a tolerable cheeseburger.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a license for navigating my submarine.
Allison, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Peter Pan Live"?
May so! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
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