A talk with Allison Williams
Allison Williams
Allison Williams born April 13th, 1988 (Aries)
Among the future projects of Allison Williams there is a top-secret experimental western movie in which all the action is set in a fallout shelter (source)

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes sir! I have a tiny chamaleon shaped birthmark on my right heel. Probably my father did dream a chamaleon while my mother was expecting me.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
You bet your boots! I'm a little gloomy, a bit slothful, yielding and imperturbable. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
You betcha! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Ishtar", a real classic whose value has not been recognized.

Do you do your own shopping?
Decidedly not! Actually, I have a bunch of Princeton PhDs to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, I ever pay a bunch of surrogates, one for each body part.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my soul, I frequently rest on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and glass splinters generously sprinkled with salt.

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows pampered by venerating fans, but there are nations where it is impossible to find even a tolerable cheeseburger.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a license for navigating my submarine.

Allison, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Peter Pan Live"?
May so! To put it blunty, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

Allison Williams refused to let me know her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
756320119 7845249900 4898215477 8908903154 2952635563 4726335177 9832495411 4049925890 500987954 4415166002 6117257563 8778609950 2470735510 297038406 945353801 9461578902 6098869087 9894580152 5363855308 5689925863
My boss had patiently set up my hurried interview with Allison Williams many days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or learning Armenian. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Allison Williams would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.