Do you do your own shopping?
I say not! Actually, I pay a bunch of shopping experts to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of professional buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever retain a bunch of surrogates, one for each body part.
Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny bullet shaped scar on my right shin, a memory of my tough brawl with a raving chipmunk.
In an article printed on Texan Journal of Quantitative Linguistics, prof. Anthony Walker observed that your roles are "a dramatic recapitulation of today contextual eternalism". Anything to add?
Actually, it is clear that in his interesting letter published on Transactions on Applied Metaphysics, dr. Ryan Nelson totally disproved that dubious observation.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an extremely unsettling experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Francis Crick manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of an Ernest Hemingway's cousin.
What's your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the power of total recall. Indeed, I remember pretty well the moment I saw the light. It was a day in August. An almost perfect summer day, the wildflowers glowing under the sun in the meadows. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of yelling people, moving around like wingless flies. The first, but not the best day of my life...
I hoped in something more cheerful.
That's nothing, my existence is like a walk into an exploding geyser.
If I may say so, Alyson, you are well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Alyson needs what Alyson needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's dehydrated gin or industrially-made pasta.
Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to negativity, hamster tears, and cholesterol.
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