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Alyssa Milano
Alyssa Milano born December 19th, 1972 (Sagittarius)
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A famous clinic in Nevada is currently looking for Alyssa Milano's fans to be used in a study on sleep deprivation (source)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the calming jingle of two diamonds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the first 'mom' of your son" or "the contagious laugh of a delighted child ".

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of Louis Pasteur. I played Mandrake until somebody got smart.

Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to bullshit, hedgehogs, and nitric oxide.

Are you superstitious?
Oh yeah! I say Macbeth 3 times before a relevant business meeting.

In an essay published on Annals of Modern Criminology, dr. Timothy U. Baker has described your movies as "a dramatic compendium of present-day conceptual mentalism". Anything to add?
Yes, I think that in his paper appeared on International Philosophical Journal, prof. Walter E. Sanders totally disproved that farfetched point of view.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I have no clue. I think I'm a one in Nepal, but a ten in Austin.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Really? I did not. My mother and I decided that I would have become a pharmacist. But, things don't always go as planned.

Does your agent use a pseudonym when he arranges for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of stalkers and followers
Absolutely! I'll do anything to deceive those critters. I generally use the alias "Alyssa Molano".

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Alyssa Milano's home telephone number is listed here :
618055996 959990182 3031217344 811411010 3343150416 8154218250 2482302138 327770629 4364358635 5841307619 8840402271 7515460844 6875522811 6177947838 9585760838 6070712193 910054832 8309895540 3758146998 6939880052
My supervisor had patiently lined up my brief appointment with Alyssa Milano several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like collecting wall sockets or growing parasitic plants. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a dream I had after a large dinner of chorizo and deep-fried bell peppers.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.