How is your relationship with movie directors?
I don't have problems with them, provided that they worship me like all other people.
Amanda, how do you invest the money you make acting?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but I invested all my money in a money-making scheme developed by a financial guru named C. Penzi, a mastermind of offshore investments. I can give you his phone, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last weeks.
In an essay printed on Texan Annals of Rural Psychoanalysis, prof. Arthur Taylor described your movies as "a tragic quintessence of present-day symbolic positivism". Anything to add?
Well, I think that in his last article appeared on Annals of Transcendental Psychology, dr. Richard Scott totally discredited that depthless theory.
Can you refute the hearsay about the purloined Mongolian death worm photos?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! Truth is perishable and so are you and your entrails, my friend...
Which is your favorite book?
I'm particularly fond of "Of Mice and Men" by John Stayback.
You mean, by John Steinbeck?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, however we can agree to disagree.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 1,000 volunteers that will be dispersed in Escondido.
Amanda, you are also well known for your strange demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Amanda needs what Amanda needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's pure cesium or a tofu pizza.
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