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Amanda Bynes
Amanda Bynes born April 3rd, 1986 (Aries)
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Writing her will, Amanda Bynes has requested that her body should be cremated inside a volcano (source)

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little eel shaped birthmark on my left arm. Probably my father did unintentionally ingest an eel while my mother was pregnant.

Amanda, are you superstitious?
Positively! I give a secret handshake to a random stranger right before a critical meeting. Clearly not today.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Keyser Soze.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, in a documentary.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a four in Memphis, but a ten in Tibet.

You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the caterpillar appearing in your last movie?
Nice one! How did you people find out!? I already spilled the beans with the police.

What would Amanda Bynes do to solve the issue of violence and ferocity that is threatening our world?
You know, in my opinion, donating one million of dollars to every person can make wonders, but most administrators are just close-fisted aged blokes little attentive to my clever advice.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Amanda Bynes' secret telephone number :
6527895923 605956148 2790256966 6899356750 9120055658 9547233370 936734908 6018868801 8023472073 4024702893 6778100818 497082604 2364881573 8712974966 7658534231 2875874898 5052138088 2927112706 6654820415 7550601416
To be sincere, my supervisor had scheduled my rendezvous with Amanda Bynes weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Chinese or feeding my pet cat. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a nightmare I had after a generous dinner based on salami and beans.
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