If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a two in Greenland, but a seven in Seattle.
Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every two hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Amber Tymblyn", who supposedly is a former earth science technician from Fresno. That's quite distressing, but not as much embarassing as finding that for Yahoo my name is similar to a terrible blasphemy in Klingonese.
According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
If you mean X.Q., then it was a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with R.C...
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" stormed by the FBI looking for some improper material a dude may have "accidentally" planted there. Are we clear now?
I think I've lost that blurred picture anyway...
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