yut.me
SAME >
OTHER >
< INDEX
An interview with Amber Tamblyn
< INDEX
SAME >
OTHER >
Amber Tamblyn
Amber Tamblyn born May 14th, 1983 (Taurus)
tweet
fb
photo
During an excruciating séance, Amber Tamblyn was momentarily transformed into a good-tempered goat (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a two in Greenland, but a seven in Seattle.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every two hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Amber Tymblyn", who supposedly is a former earth science technician from Fresno. That's quite distressing, but not as much embarassing as finding that for Yahoo my name is similar to a terrible blasphemy in Klingonese.

According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a famous person whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to bring out in the open. Care to comment?
If you mean X.Q., then it was a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with R.C...

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" stormed by the FBI looking for some improper material a dude may have "accidentally" planted there. Are we clear now?

I think I've lost that blurred picture anyway...

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Amber Tamblyn's private telephone number :
3141453499 2720423583 939722836 4767654487 5872513280 9606889165 4827500061 2916126234 9627933921 8770625352 9858117886 8338739992 7556370809 7385488794 2086080057 4389344787 8652493606 7243694033 9933739526 384102354
My chief had patiently planned my brief exchange with Amber Tamblyn weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like learning Polish or collecting kerbstones. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Amber Tamblyn would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Josh Hutcherson P!nk Aubrey Plaza Kristin Chenoweth Enya Randy Newman Minnie Driver Keanu Reeves Cary Elwes Françoise Hardy Neneh Cherry Jensen Ackles Chris Pratt Dane DeHaan Neil Young Jennifer Connelly Olivia Munn Sylvester Stallone Al Pacino
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.