What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Dorothy. Dorothy says you are an ass.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the soothing whisper of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent prefers you write instead something more likeable, for example "the breath of your sleeping kid" or "the relaxing purr of an untroubled kitten".
Amy, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I guaranteed my mom I would not swear openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
Do you know any good headache cure?
Positively! In case of headache, mix one part of champagne, two parts of energy drink and some black vinegar inside a coconut, then guzzle this elixir every 25 minutes for 5 hours.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Amy Ackor", who supposedly is a former cardiologist from Memphis. That's quite distressing, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name is similar to an awful curse in Turkish.
Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Yup! My fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal chicanery.
You will feel isolated from your friends, like an invisible barrier is between you and them. A spidery whisper in your head will tell you that maybe they are dreaming to murder you.
Heck! You are dead on!
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Nikola Tesla.
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