Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
You know, I can juggle chainsaws while I run backwards.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bend fire, just a little.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer with an irrational fear for venetian blinds, due to an uncanny accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by dark places, but that is quite normal.
Amy, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal tomfoolery.
Today a dreadful lack of power and a fainthearted uneasiness are hurting your desire for a peaceful soul, but compared to next week today is full of joy, so good luck.
Stap my vitals! You are spot on!
Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Frick! I dig people's mind. My strength is that I'm global: I cheer successful Yale professors and downcast sewer inspectors to the same extent. It's nice to know that there are 14 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Estonia and Elbonia.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Franky, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from Plagiosparia decurrens, a rare blue rose that only grows in Mongolia.
What would you like to do right now?
Take a stroll in a hayfield.
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