If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Amy Poehler, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.
What would Amy Poehler do to solve the problem of violence and criminality that is jeopardizing present-day society?
I think we can get inspiration from great movies, like "Blade Runner" and "Judge Dredd".
Can you tell me the square root of 772536109?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Albert Einstein. I played Aquaman until somebody got smart.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of beriberi?
Oh, since always.
A well-known person you think to as an inspiration?
None, but maybe Johann Sebastian Bach, because of our awesomeness. We both breed cute elks.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
I can move both my ears rhythmically.
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