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A talk with Amy Smart
Amy Smart
Amy Smart born March 26th, 1976 (Aries)
Using a false name, Amy Smart has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

What have you got in your pocket?
Great Scott! As this transcription is a daydream of your mischievous mind, I'm totally nude, so no pockets at all.

Amy, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising setting with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to expose. Care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with Z.Q..

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
You know, accidents are known to happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your father or your dear one may "accidentally" fly into pieces. Do you understand?

I made a mistake, this is actually a picture of myself with a wig...
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?

To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to move small things with my mind.

Amy, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Amy's wonder". During one of my famed peregrinations in the Atacama desert, I uncovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Carasparia buxifolia, which every 7 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of lemons and salmon. You have to be rich enough even to find it unpleasant...

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. His name is Keith. I'm sorry, but Keith says you are an idiot.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Amy Smart's private telephone number :
9821609138 930582516 669167379 7937649198 2269562225 767736415 221838028 9706918613 8960528446 6610098306 806901956 7434119153 6833266019 8722267628 5017191012 4180448578 496969460 9581137046 6345683945 643132493
I have a confession to make. My boss had patiently arranged my talk with Amy Smart weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Leprechaun". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Amy Smart would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.