If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I have acquired an unreasonable fear for dog shaped clouds, because of a strange accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by porcelain dolls, but that is quite common.
You seem to be always so joyful and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I really believe that each person has two sides. At times, when I see another actress, rage darkens my soul and my sight fades out. And suddenly, I fight the urge to wipe out that dunce from my sight and jump on her desecrate casket. That is my sunny side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have discovered ecology, I really can't use common brands. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Erythrocoma hirsuta, a rare orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every four hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Analeigh Tepton", who happens to be a quarantine officer from Tucson. That's quite distressing, but not as much embarassing as discovering that according to Yahoo my name is similar to an awful curse in Polish.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the thrilling whisper of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more fashionable, for example "the breath of your dozing baby" or "the placid purr of a pleased kitten".
Is there a deep moral behind your "Crazy, Stupid, Love"?
Aye! That the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Augustus. I played Catwoman until somebody got smart.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.
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