A conversation with Andrea Osvárt
Andrea Osvárt
Andrea Osvárt born April 25th, 1979 (Taurus)
A close neighbor, a lover or an innocent bystander? Well, nobody seems to know, but we sanitized the face nonetheless! (pixabay photo)

Which is the worst DVD in hour home?
Touche'! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, I fear it is "Year One" or "Showgirls".

Can you corroborate the noise about your participation in the business of Chupacabra DNA samples?
Thou, gorbellied sheep-biting canker-blossom! How do you dare?

Andrea, you seem to be always so effervescent and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I really believe that each and every one has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a colleague, my vision dims and my heart became heavier. And all of a sudden, I sense a compulsion to estinguish that fool from the earth and tap dance on her icy coffin. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how my dark side is.

Who are your heroes?
Francis Crick, Hermione Granger, and myself.

Andrea, should you give up acting, which career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of earthworms breeder. I already have quite an experience in that field.

What’s in your pocket right now?
Since this transcription is a creation of your indecent mind, I'm probably in my alluring nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Andrea, you are well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Andrea needs what Andrea needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's industrially-made sake or Maltese roses scent.

Andrea, how do you invest the money you make?
If you have money to invest, I can contact some financial advisors from Cartagena who can double your stake. When you deal with them, remember they know where your son goes to school.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Andrea Osvárt's secret telephone number :
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I set up a meeting with Andrea Osvárt many days in advance. The resulting interview was fantastic, like it was written by Jonathan Swift in his prime. Hence, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo ate my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I made an effort to remember those mind-boggling words. I want to be aboveboard here: I'm not really so sure this web page is an absolutely truly run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm starting to question whether it actually was real...
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