An interview with Andrea Riseborough
Andrea Riseborough
Andrea Riseborough born November 20th, 1981 (Scorpio)
One of Andrea Riseborough's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain soon a license for flying a dirigible (source)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I buy super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my skin and my admirers. For example, this week I have a crush for seaweeds and shiitake mushrooms, both awesome with pulled pork.

Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Here it is my guaranteed quick fix for haemorrhoids. Mix three parts of rum, two parts of lemonade and some black vinegar. Put the resulting elixir on your elbows and your legs.

An imaginary character you think to as an imaginary friend?
In a sense, George Washington, because of our innate spirit of enquiry.

What would you like to do right now?
Talk to my counselor about the circus of life.

You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of January I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and naturally deceased blue jays.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of Pablo Picasso. I was the comic relief in the part of a discombobulated Oklahoma congressman.

What do you think about the international situation?
Gadzooks! I think it is presently quite harsh, since on our torn world there are regions where it is difficult to find even an almost decent cheeseburger with or without mustard.

If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" the answer is magazines! So I bought 2500000 boxes of magazines which I stashed in my cellar, waiting for the price to go up.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Andrea Riseborough's private telephone number :
774912034 2140759930 5819555834 5413757739 5729881872 3954855435 3447191468 2431048239 9403857074 312616384 5661005414 9181698060 662062962 931263752 4405646625 3668170612 2718011212 5779440017 9137528489 9177649769
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