A conversation with Andrew Garfield
Andrew Garfield
Andrew Garfield born August 20th, 1983 (Leo)
In his will, Andrew Garfield has provided that his ashes should be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Galasparia labiata, an elusive green rose that only grows in Nepal.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, usually. If you are burned then your ashes can lie in some boring place.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Keyser Soze.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Andrew, which is your secret for eternal youth?
As you may have guessed, it is a daily ablution with lukewarm tomato soup.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Guess so! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the lust away from me.
A button, a photo forgotten in a drawer
the glum vestiges of you.
You took your love away from me,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Do you know Kathleen Miller (a former diver, now a business machine mechanic) from West Palm Beach?
Not personally, but my cousin has been betrothed to her for 3 months. Then there was a public embarrassment about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a quick ending.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Chris Pratt, because I imagine we are on the same wavelength about Rocky Balboa.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Andrew Garfield's home telephone number :
8356898203 3020347958 4087378319 7678602422 9987773313 5080452106 2708133744 3081874731 3335392621 4109098327 8895585779 9561364690 3530199885 2834203209 6590327166 4877677059 3012460460 4648432439 4075853602 2498756444
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