Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly tell you that I make my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Galasparia labiata, an elusive green rose that only grows in Nepal.
Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, usually. If you are burned then your ashes can lie in some boring place.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Keyser Soze.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Andrew, which is your secret for eternal youth?
As you may have guessed, it is a daily ablution with lukewarm tomato soup.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Guess so! Here it is
Do you know Kathleen Miller (a former diver, now a business machine mechanic) from West Palm Beach?
Not personally, but my cousin has been betrothed to her for 3 months. Then there was a public embarrassment about the odd suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a quick ending.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Chris Pratt, because I imagine we are on the same wavelength about Rocky Balboa.
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