What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the thrilling clink of two diamonds kissing each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the joyful laugh of a light-hearted kid " or "the first word of your kid".
What’s your biggest defect?
Some say that I have a predisposition to provoke unaware bystanders, but they are just spiritless dullards.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bend fire, just a little.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my sure remedy. In case of need mix one part of beer, three parts of lemonade and some cranberry sauce. Apply the resulting concoction on your tongue and your back.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Bach.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You may watch them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A court order forbids me to express my opinion.
Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you pick up?
Probably that of reptile handler. I already have quite an experience in that field.
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