A talk with Andrew Garfield
Andrew Garfield
Andrew Garfield born August 20th, 1983 (Leo)
Many people collect coins. Andrew Garfield is specialized into collecting coins that have been eaten by accident. (pixabay photo)

Andrew, should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of ostrich breeder, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too time-poor while doing crucial things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) and I can't care about such technicalities. Usually, I retain a gang of MIT dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a crew of pro buyers around the world. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever employ a gang of surrogates, one for each body part.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
Nay! I'm very friendly, attentive, flexible and accommodating. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

You're dead on in "The Amazing Spider-Man". Were you given a lot of freedom to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! The director was like putty in my hands.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Benedict Cumberbatch. We were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we were in high scool.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
You bet! It is the story of Paul, a mathematician from Boston. He is seized by a mysterious individual and he is demanded to write silly "absolutelY bogUs conversaTions" for some web site, from a hidden underground cubicle. (If you cannot find me, tell Diane I always loved her...)

What's your favorite vice?
Surfing on the shady ventures of Internet when I'm supposed to work. See, it's possible that you are going to blame me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

There is no possibility any of these is Andrew Garfield's home telephone number :
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I lined up a hurried conversation with Andrew Garfield many days in advance. The resulting transcription was mind-boggling, like "To Kill a Mockingbird" rewritten by Doctor Doom. Hence, it was unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my cousin Reginald by accident (I hope!) destroyed my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I made an attempt to recapture those wondrous words. So, to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains an entirely factual account of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm beginning to wonder if it actually was real...
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