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Andrew Lincoln
Andrew Lincoln born September 14th, 1973 (Virgo)
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After an innocuous bizarre accident with his dirigible, Andrew Lincoln has lived for 3 months in the Australian jungle. He was alone, except for his canary Trumbo and his strong personality (source)

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my cousin's idea.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of amebiasis?
Since my cousin contracted it.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Sod a dog! Excluding "Disaster Movie", probabably it is "B*A*P*S" or "Leprechaun".

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the panda appearing in your last movie?
Pfft! I'm going to repeat it for the last time: I did not have any relation with that panda.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

Andrew, you are also well known for your bizarre requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it doggedness, but I can't stay anywhere without one of Mike Nichols' unreleased movies or baby panda's tears delivered every three hours to my suite.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Naturally! The tentative title of the film is "Kenneth, Barbara and Trumbadoo". There are a woman and a man, which live in Seattle and they do not know each other. Kenneth is a CIA agent and Barbara is a conservator. When Kenneth's pet ocelot Trumbadoo contracts urticaria they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they realize that only Magneto can save Trumbadoo and so they begin an adventurous journey in Poland, where Magneto has been seen for the last time.

Do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. Well, maybe you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Andrew Lincoln's secret telephone number :
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My little appointment with Andrew Lincoln has been patiently scheduled many months in advance. The resulting article was breathtaking, like it was written by Victor Hugo after too much red wine. It was very lamentable, to put it mildly, that my neighbor (maybe on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I emerged from coma, I made an effort to extract from my crumbling memory those amazing words. To be clear, I'm not so sure this web page contains a completely factual chronicle of what transpired during our conversation, and I'm starting to ask myself if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.