Andrew, do you have something to say to young people?
Totally! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to die, so good riddance.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Jawohl! It is unlucky that I have so little time to write. Last month I've read the recap of the abridged version of "The Great Gatsby", and I found it palatable. Hence, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain F. Scott Fitzgerald - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any news.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Shit fire and save matches! They simply can't have enough of me. I'm inescapable: I'm popular among renowned neurosurgeons and nondescript bookkeepers to the same extent. It's nice to know that there are at least 16 parks with my name in four different countries, not counting Florin and Cyprus.
If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Remember this, when bandanas will be successful again people will stop laughing behind my back.
Do you like to cook?
Goodness no! But I like to devise salads. My favorite one is a mix of pastrami and tofu, which I believe can be fine for both vegans and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the pastrami and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix pastrami and tofu with some ranch dressing and voilà, there it is!
Which super power do you have?
Not a big deal! I can conjure the spirits of deceased evil mediums, since I was 3, particularly on new moon nights. This helped a lot.
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