Andy, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Andy's prodigy". During one of my expeditions in the Amazon basin, I discovered an unremarkable shrub unknown to botanists, now named Icoglossa papillosa, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of pineapples and tahini. You have to be extremely rich even to find it unattractive...
What is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are somehow naughty, but I gave my word to my niece I would not imprecate openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.
In an article published on Transactions on Practical Metaphysics, dr. Ryan Q. Johnson has described your movies as "a tragic summation of modernistic contextual disjunctivism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his essay printed on Texan Philosophical Annals, prof. Robert F. Perez totally invalidated that incoherent theory.
Can you tell me the square root of 7912385267?
According to my supporters one of the possible answers is something around 25.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "The Road" by Paul McCartney.
You mean, by Cormac McCarthy?
I'm not used to be contradicted by unimportant people, and anyway I've heard it both ways.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Lilliput. It is white and violet with a violet panther in the middle.
What would you like to do right now?
Take a shower to forget the stink of underachiever you give off.
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