A conversation with Andy Serkis
Andy Serkis
Andy Serkis born April 20th, 1964 (Aries)
Andy Serkis has been less than delighted by the actual position and facilities of the deluxe spa he picked out from the catalogue of the "Dust Bite Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

Andy, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Andy's prodigy". During one of my expeditions in the Amazon basin, I discovered an unremarkable shrub unknown to botanists, now named Icoglossa papillosa, which every 8 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of pineapples and tahini. You have to be extremely rich even to find it unattractive...

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are somehow naughty, but I gave my word to my niece I would not imprecate openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

In an article published on Transactions on Practical Metaphysics, dr. Ryan Q. Johnson has described your movies as "a tragic summation of modernistic contextual disjunctivism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his essay printed on Texan Philosophical Annals, prof. Robert F. Perez totally invalidated that incoherent theory.

Can you tell me the square root of 7912385267?
According to my supporters one of the possible answers is something around 25.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very passionate about "The Road" by Paul McCartney.

You mean, by Cormac McCarthy?
I'm not used to be contradicted by unimportant people, and anyway I've heard it both ways.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Lilliput. It is white and violet with a violet panther in the middle.

What would you like to do right now?
Take a shower to forget the stink of underachiever you give off.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Andy Serkis' home telephone number :
2656504279 849168772 9672831011 5864537240 2106348283 4272060119 7504250166 4232724079 452386158 5071528948 3176391788 8159237355 4270938979 451880330 8318441010 2912511103 9055111334 563971629 490117087 605030183
My little appointment with Andy Serkis has been set up many days in advance. The resulting interview was awe-inspiring, like it was written by Astrid Lindgren in her prime. It was damaging, to put it mildly, that my armadillo by accident (I hope!) devoured my only copy! After I punished myself, I attempted to recall those mind-blowing words. So, to be straight, I'm not so confident this web page contains a totally truly report of our interview, and so I'm starting to be uncertain it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.