I'm here tonight with a special guest, Angélica Celaya, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Angélica, and welcome to Even More Useless Celebrity Facts.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Jennifer Aniston. We were in the same chess club when we were in first grade.
Which is your technique for perfect skin?
Only few know it is a soaking into cold unicorn blood once a month.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Meditate on your mortality.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Darkness Beneath"?
Indeed! All the other actors were chomping salami spiced candies all the time.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
That's right! But just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Socrates manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of an Ernest Hemingway's homonym.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the calming tinkle of two emeralds kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, say, "the snore of your sleeping child" or "the joyful giggle of a delighted kid ".
In an article printed on Canadian Journal of Theoretical Psychiatry, dr. Albert Parker has described your roles as "a dramatic quintessence of present-day conceptual reductionism". Any comment?
Yes, I think that in his recent letter published on Pacific Engineering Annals, prof. Andrew L. Rivera totally disproved that forced theory.
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