A conversation with Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie born June 4th, 1975 (Gemini)
When she is not acting, Angelina Jolie preferred diversion is collecting old door knobs and door handles (pixabay photo)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bear appearing in your last movie?
I'm going to say this again: I was never near that bear.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My go-to karaoke song is "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can move both my ears rhythmically while I rub my belly.

An imaginary character you think to as a part of your life?
In a sense, Otto von Bismarck, because of our shared moral standings.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing food is quite a waste of time. After all, there are bistros and cafeterias more than willing to deliver my daily intake of fats and sugars. In the few occasions I cook for my buddies, I like to improvise salads. My treasure is a mix of salami and soybeans, which I believe can be suited for both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
Maybe! You take the salami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Italian focaccia?
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix salami and soybeans with some margarine and you are done!

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Maleficent"?
Darn tooting! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of good reasons for that...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Angelina Jolie's private telephone number :
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My chief had patiently arranged my brief meeting with Angelina Jolie several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or walking my pet hamster. So, this web page is essentially the elaboration of a nightmare that followed after a dinner based on wild boar stew and beans.
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