Angie, where did you go on your last vacation?
Recently I leased a posh manor on the secretive hills of Cyprus. The payment included barbed wire everywhere to preserve my privacy but also a horde of extras portraying paparazzi to let me feel alive.
If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make with music?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" the answer is ketchup! So I bought 1100000 bottles of ketchup which I secreted in my cellar,.
Which is your favorite snack?
Frozen peas with applesauce, a cracker, three cereal bars, and a glass of rum.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking is quite a waste of energy. After all, there are relatives and diners more than willing to deliver my daily dose of carbs and vitamines. In the few occasions I have to cook for my friends, I like to create salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and quinoa, which I think can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the pastrami and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix pastrami and quinoa with some buttermilk and there it is!
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to benzene, paparazzi and monkeys.
Angie, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising situation with a celebrity whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to release. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with Z.X..
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is perfectly OK and then for no apparent reason your home is searched by the CIA looking for some felonious things somebody has planted there. Capiche?
Let's forget about that imaginary picture...
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