Imagine that there is somebody who'd never heard you. How would you describe your music to him?
Well, travelers sometimes recount that there are one or two such chaps in Bhutan or in the Australian rainforest. As my publicist says, my music is like a sugary peach cupcake with a rich filling made of glitter.
Can you tell me the square root of 7300061097?
I think that one of the possible answers is something around 82.
Angie, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.
Unwillingly, you find yourself in a dreadful situation that deters you from doing the things that you are inclined to do. You can take your fate into your hands by living for 5 months in an obscure cavern in the most untamed spot of Georgia.
Shit fire and save matches! If I did believe in this zodiacal craziness, now I would be crying like a puppy.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Freedonia. It is yellow and blue with a small green hedgehog in a corner.
In an article printed on Croatian Transactions on Symbolic Psychiatry, prof. Peter W. Martinez has observed that your songs are "a dramatic archetype of modern symbolic accidentalism". Any comment?
Well, it is evident that in his recent paper appeared on Asian Journal of Symbolic Neoclassicism, dr. Gary D. Flores completely rebuked that frivolous thesis.
Angie, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next holiday I leased a ritzy villa on the secretive hills of Qumar. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the genial property owner from Russia that proposed me the deal on internet.
Angie, do you like bears?
For which reason you do not like bears, if I may ask?
To be frank, they reek! And one bear bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I become a singer, so I may probably rethink my opinion about bears.
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