A talk with Angie Stone
Angie Stone
Angie Stone born December 19th, 1961 (Sagittarius)
One of Angie Stone's most firm resolutions is to obtain a license for steering a hovercraft (source)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is quite grim, since there are places where it is difficult to find even an almost adequate margarita.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a one in Iceland, but an eight in Milwaukee.

Angie, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Angie's wonder". During one of my researches in Bolivian plateau, I discovered a little new plant, now named Aerocyprevilla breviflora, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of figs and tar. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have an orange anteater on my shoulder. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Angie Stone, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Lehigh University, signed up for Foods Chemistry 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Emma Stone, because we share a taste for Bilbo Baggins.

How would you describe your songs to somebody who'd never experienced it before?
Well, I've heard there are one or two such chaps in the Peruvian rainforest or in the Patagonian desert. As my fans like to say, my music is like a syrupy dark chocolate muffin with an amazing filling made of gasoline.

Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Cow Cup" issued by the municipality of Austin for "notable and unneeded singing accomplishment" at the age of 10.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Angie Stone's private telephone number :
6646778974 5194482743 2671486065 8925442364 6389527722 8769788114 4038762472 2488462976 3540989030 8897081928 544742136 7243573200 724866551 2524137835 8421290955 5429713162 609518312 5054313786 4581134067 6938853987
To be honest, my director had lined up my meeting with Angie Stone days beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes". So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Angie Stone would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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