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Ann-Margret
Ann-Margret born April 28th, 1941 (Taurus)
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Few people know that Ann-Margret has requested a patent for a solar powered page turner. (source)

Are you superstitious?
Definitely! I need to speak for a least 10 minutes without using the letter "V" right before a relevant occasion.

Ann-Margret, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Recent studies have made clear that getting drunk like a New York congressman may have obnoxious aftereffects, like loss of hair or painful death. But fear no more! Buy "Ann-Margret's wonder", now with Osteondrana abstrusa tincture. Just $29.99 for 120 tablets, only in the best Russian bodegas (Note : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause loss of appetite or induce paranoia. Sugar-free. One tablet contains 100% RDA of pine needles).

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order precludes me to express my opinion.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very bleak, since in this bitter epoch there are nations where it is impossible to find even a just tolerable corn dog.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

The monkey of remorse
The wild monkey of remorse
feeds on the foggy pastures of mourning
while I look in the eye this life desolation.
If only it had been the pig of remorse
I could have bacon at least.

Ann-Margret, do you have any superpower?
This is a scoop! Fattening fast, since I was 6.

If I may say so, Ann-Margret, you are well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Ann-Margret needs what Ann-Margret needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's titanium-plated underwear or astronaut memoirs.

What would Ann-Margret do to solve the issue of ferocity and violence that is threatening present-day society?
I've two words for you: "Brazil" and "A Clockwork Orange".

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Ann-Margret's secret telephone number :
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I patiently sat tight for many years for an occasion to have a short meeting with Ann-Margret. The resulting article was mind-blowing, like it was written by the spirit of Margaret Mitchell under the effects of prescription drugs. Thus, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that my dog (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I regained my composure, I tried to recall those breathtaking words. I want to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly accurate run-down of what transpired during our talk, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.