What motivates you to act?
Lack of air, since to act is like to breath for me.
Ann-Margret, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't live without Irish violets scent or baobab bark delivered every morning to my room.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I always liked Blefuscu flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is orange and gray with a little brown prairie dog somewhere.
Do you like to cook?
Not likely! But I like to improvise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and lima beans, which I think can be suited for both vegans and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
By all means! You take the beef jerk and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and lima beans with some vinaigrette and you are done!
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Absolutely! People love me so much. I'm all-embracing: I elate famed cosmonauts and characterless public defenders to the same extent. It's nice to know that there are at least 12 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Markovia and Swaziland, which I did not know they were countries.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to stupidity, wombats, and ascorbic acid.
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