Are you superstitious?
Jawohl! I give a secret handshake to myself right before a significant business meeting. Clearly not today.
Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Yes, in case of warts, mix one part of scotch, three parts of lemonade and some tomato sauce. Guzzle the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for at least 4 hours.
AnnaLynne, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "AnnaLynne's gem". During one of my researches in the Borneo rainforest, I discovered an unknown tree, now named Empondrella neglecta, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of pears and turpentine. You have to be very rich even to find it uncanny...
How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a two in Phoenix, but a seven in Iceland.
You have been seen in a particular setting with a star whose name or gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Care to comment?
If you mean Q.T., then it was a harmless thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with Q.D...
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is fine and then without a reason your cat and your house explode. Do you understand now?
I was just mocking you, there is no picture at all...
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