A famous person you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As several people say, Lao-Tzu, because of our artful hair style.
Do you know any good constipation cure?
Yes, here it is my fantastic cure for constipation. Mix three parts of fernet, two parts of mineral water and some olive oil. Gargle with this brew every 10 minutes for at least 4 hours.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can't stand commercial products. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Nicochaeta aromatica, a rare orchid which grows only in Borneo.
What do you think of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this imaginary global warming drivel is an egregious machination of Blefuscu's undercover agents.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you excel?
You know, I can flap both my ears rhythmically.
Can you tell me the square root of 848262655?
According to my fans the nicest answer is 66.
What do you think about the international situation?
Crud! It's hard to realized it when you live among piles of dough, but in these torn times there are nations where it is impossible to find even a so-so frankfurter.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so busy performing very influential things for all the people to care about such trivialities. Actually, I retain a bunch of NASA dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a number of professional buyers distributed around the planet. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever hire a gang of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
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