If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a squirrel.
A fictional character you think to as your doppelganger?
As several people say, Leonardo da Vinci, because of our shared moral standings. In my imagination we both enjoy the company of cute ferrets.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, several years ago I was traveling with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the woods, in the heart of nature.
You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and naturally deceased blue jays.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I think their role is quite overestimated.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.
Can you refute the gossip about the stolen Jersey Devil photos?
Can I? You betcha! Do I want? Nope!
Do you have any vice?
I’m addicted to videogames. I expect that you are going to condemn me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.
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