Can you tell me the square root of 590293677?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you spend your days between cushions, but on our bitter planet there are countries where it is impossible to find even an almost passable cheeseburger with or without mayo.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Help"?
Applesauce! All the leading characters were gnawing garlic flavored candy bars all day long.
Who are your heroes?
Thomas Jefferson, Homer Simpson, and myself.
What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. His name is Peter. Peter says you are a loser.
Can you confirm the noise about your participation in the shady crisis of Abominable Snowman pictures?
Nonsense! I believe you have a startling desire to take a dirt nap. Capisce? And, you know, I have a friend who has a friend that for $1000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every three hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Anna Comp", who happens to be a former musical instrument repairer from Las Vegas. That's quite saddening, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to a terrible insult in Bulgarian.
Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! I can use two voices at once (one not mine).
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