A talk with Anna Faris
Anna Faris
Anna Faris born November 29th, 1976 (Sagittarius)
Anna Faris in a clever camouflage meant to confuse paparazzi (pixabay photo)

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a shitload of banknotes in my pockets. You can look at them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the reassuring swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more mainstream, like "the effervescent giggle of an innocent child " or "the snore of your sleeping child".

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, years ago I was camping with a special friend. We did "that" in the tent, in the very heart of nature.

In a paper printed on Croatian Sociological Quarterly, prof. George N. Torres has described your movies as "a supernatural compendium of newfangled symbolic accidentalism". Anything to add?
Actually, it is evident that in his essay appeared on Annals of Humanistic Criminology, dr. Matthew W. Price completely refuted that implausible thesis.

What would Anna Faris do to solve the issue of violence and ferocity that is threatening our society?
I think we can get inspiration to face criminality from past films, like "1984" and "Mad Max".

Can you tell me the square root of 5760146676?
I've no doubts that the right answer is something around 39.

Anna, is there a deep moral behind your "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"?
I'll do! That we all go a little mad sometimes.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I leased an exquisite villa in a secretive valley of Sierra Gordo. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the cheerful property owner from Nigeria that contacted me about business on internet.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Anna Faris' private telephone number :
6119998715 707887860 6954179124 5396970106 300505984 935792204 8958635767 5863832773 3450092466 3233497041 7914057723 8401711985 6201612842 5203890407 4932546821 4000762984 9854247506 901622014 783780759 9372570479
To be frank, my chief had patiently arranged my short appointment with Anna Faris many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like cultivating poison ivy or visiting Canada. So, the interview above is essentially the impression of a dream I had following a heavy dinner of wild boar stew and beans.
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