Anna, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, there is a complicate situation connected to the bequest of my late cousin from Burundi, and the easiest solution is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Anna Gynn".
Do you know George N. Diaz (a former industrial designer, now a surveyor) from Phoenix?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about the strange suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a hasty finale.
A well-known person you recognize as an inspiration?
Probably Aristotle, because of our artful hair style.
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Hell yeah! Here it is my instant good medicine for haemorrhoids. Mix two parts of vodka, three parts of fruit drink and some tomato sauce. Apply the resulting brew on your forehead and your chin.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to project my aura, about 7 inches far.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Caramba! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, I fear it is "LOL" or "Dreamcatcher".
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
May so! It is unlucky that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Last month I've read the recap of the abridged version of the book "The Picture of Dorian Gray", and I found it passable. Thus, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Oscar Wilde - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.
Which is your favorite snack?
Kiwi fruits with bbq sauce, a carrot, two doughnuts, and a few drops of beer.
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