A talk with Anna Kendrick
Anna Kendrick
Anna Kendrick born August 9th, 1985 (Leo)
In her country house in Spain, next to that owned by Al Yankovic, Anna Kendrick is producing her own red wine, whose name, by an unfortunate accident, sounds like a revolting curse in German (pixabay photo)

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yep! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Recently I've read the recap of the condensed version of the book "The Metamorphosis", and I found it more or less passable. Therefore, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Franz Kafka - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.

Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
Never happen! I'm sometimes rude, quite vivacious, tenacious and indulgent. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Sneer at somebody's else way of life.

Present-day society seems to be subject to the problem of unstoppable violence and ferocity. What would Anna Kendrick do?
You know, I think that appointing an armed escort to every person can make wonders, but most administrators are rapacious decrepit lads scarcely responsive to my brilliant suggestions.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the cat appearing in your last movie?
Holy moly! I'm going to repeat it: the fault was all of the cat.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can tell you that I make my own brand. My toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Pleiodantetea vulgaris, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.

Where do you go when you die?
When you are going to wear a pine overcoat, so to speak, you usually also develop the habit to sit tight.

Can you tell me the square root of 938824843?
I'm pretty sure that the right answer is 39.

There is no possibility any of these is Anna Kendrick's private telephone number :
866955593 9527109909 3012838123 331451477 2488063350 728524998 9365623480 7324366635 5899073528 8689290820 9130914686 5882195713 6659681856 4122687956 4664550632 7914556012 8443482550 6593869754 3199982945 8898035731
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.