Anna, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal chicanery.
You have gathered a lot of negativity inside you that can burst suddenly. You will feel better only if you forgive or take revenge upon somebody who has wronged you in the past.
Holy cow! You are spot on!
Anna, do you like groundhogs?
Go jump in a lake!
For which reason you do not like groundhogs, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one groundhog bite my cousin's privy bits. That was one of the motives I become an artist, so I should reconsider my position on groundhogs.
Do you know Kevin D. Perez (a former canvas goods fabricator, now a florist) from Anaheim?
Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to him for 2 months. Then there was some commotion about some licentious photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a quick conclusion.
What would you like to do right now?
Sneer at somebody's else way of life.
Anna, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a light-hearted website, not a graveyard for lunatics.
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
Naturally! Here it is my fantastic good medicine for haemorrhoids. Mix two parts of vodka, three parts of ground coffee and some ranch dressing. Guzzle the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for at least 2 hours.
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