A conversation with Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway
Anne Hathaway born November 12th, 1982 (Scorpio)
Few people know that the second time she was behind the wheel of her electric spider, Anne Hathaway unintentionally knocked down a boozed up panda, with no consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal malarky.

You have collected a great deal of resentfulness in you that can burst at any moment. You will overcome this only if you forget or destroy somebody who has angered you in the past.
Endeed! That's impressive!

What's the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a Charles Darwin impersonator. In the meantime I kept repeating "I did not eat my uncle's kangaroo".

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: brown.

Anne : noise

Q: will
Anne : noise

Q: crowd
Anne : noise

We are going nowhere fast...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Anne Hathaway's home telephone number :
7210678687 5884328869 993740976 2684460644 9490740050 5479118820 810279823 9459968212 8310783342 462569883 9623041450 9063293849 5497200667 3599582416 7521384885 3719969070 2050742628 313453675 556061056 8662437798
To be sincere, my director had patiently arranged my short rendezvous with Anne Hathaway several weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Mr. Woodcock". So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a nightmare that followed after a heavy dinner of beans and raw onions.
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