Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a black jackal on my belly. It implements a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Sacramento jungle, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is dodecaphony.
Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Ansel : door
Ansel : Jack Sparrow
Ansel : corpses
I feel you are not in the mood.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the stool appearing in your last movie?
It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has certainly been overstated by the scandalistic press.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight urticaria?
WHAT? Urticaria!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.
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