An interview with Ansel Elgort
Ansel Elgort
Ansel Elgort born March 14th, 1994 (Pisces)
Like many Pisces people, Ansel Elgort is likely to develop a shoes addiction (source)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a black jackal on my belly. It implements a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Sacramento jungle, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is dodecaphony.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: green.

Ansel : door

Q: triumph
Ansel : Jack Sparrow

Q: sleep
Ansel : corpses

I feel you are not in the mood.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the stool appearing in your last movie?

It wasn't my fault, and whatever gossip you heard about it has certainly been overstated by the scandalistic press.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight urticaria?
WHAT? Urticaria!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ansel Elgort's home telephone number :
7133066809 8873863028 3824385594 8262184864 4101841663 5247903964 4708119406 8925119800 7168035243 6950576497 5578461727 6990810069 3312745001 946525063 9992758970 2576777074 9151635550 690263616 4577004691 9832821742
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