Anson, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I leased a luxurious castle in a secluded valley of Lithuania. The contract included a moat surrounding the castle to ensure my privacy and also a flock of extras pretending to be delirious fans.
An imaginary character you recognize as your doppelganger?
As a poll suggests, Socrates, because of our awesomeness.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Josh Hutcherson, since I liked him as Morticia Addams.
Anson, some witnesses have seen you in a particular setting with a star whose name I'm not authorized to announce. Do you care to comment?
If you mean E.N., then it was a totally inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with U.X...
I may have a photo.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, some casual photons spontaneously produced an absolutely random photo in which you wrongly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your mother may "spontaneously" blow up. Is it all clear now?
I think I've lost that blurred picture anyway...
Anson, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Anson's wonder". In the middle of one of my expeditions in the Hymalayas, I uncovered a new tree, now named Teratordella amorpha, which every 7 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of strawberries and tomcat's odor. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...
• e-mail: yutmeyut -at- gmail.com • Disclaimer & Privacy •