A conversation with Anthony Hopkins
Anthony Hopkins
Anthony Hopkins born December 31st, 1937 (Capricorn)
In his mysterious vault Anthony Hopkins is daringly searching a way to turn debris into marshmallows (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with a special guest, Anthony Hopkins, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Anthony, and welcome to Of Mice and Man and Celebrities.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Shakira the other night and, honestly, I did not like it.

Which super power do you have?
Not a big deal! I can surf on warm broth. This was quite a nuisance at family reunions.

Can you support the noise about the purloined Abominable Snowman pictures?
Curiosity killed the cat! There are things that humanity is not ready to know.

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Shirley. Shirley says you are a loser.

What’s your biggest defect?
People who know me imagine that I'm without defects, but often I drink ketchup directly from the bottle.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and quite bizarre recollection. There are two men, one tall and willowy and the other short and rather fat, both dressed in black with black sunglasses, sat at a table of a deluxe restaurant. They have come searching for their friend, who is now the headwaiter at the restaurant. The two men start making some fuss to stress the guy and force him to go away with them. For example, they harass other customers of the expensive restaurant and throw shrimps in each other mouth.

Actually it seems to me this is a well known scene from the film "The Blues Brothers".
By golly! You may be right. Yesterday I drowsed at a rerun.

Anthony, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are just a bit devilish, but I promised my uncle I would not swear again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Anthony Hopkins' home telephone number :
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To be honest, my chief had set up my hurried rendezvous with Anthony Hopkins weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet lion got tonsillitis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had after a generous dinner of cabbage stew and chorizo.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.