An interview with Antonio Banderas
Antonio Banderas
Antonio Banderas born August 10th, 1960 (Leo)
In his will, Antonio Banderas has requested for his ashes to be scattered on the planet Saturn, possibly by hand. (source)

Could you support the buzz about your role in the rogue crisis of mermaid pictures?
Curiosity killed the cat! Truth is vulnerable and so are you and your destiny, my friend...

Who are your heroes?
George Bernard Shaw, James Bond, and myself.

Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
I guess so! I'm very amiable, a bit inert, flexible and accommodating. My friends say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is normal in artist.

What is the most uncanny dream that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in an empty dark space. A nasty flavor in my mouth. Then I realized I got drunk at a rerun of "Leprechaun" in a dreary cinema near Indianapolis.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the thrilling jingle of two diamonds touching each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, say, "the first word of your daughter" or "the placid purr of an untroubled kitten".

Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Diddums! Sometimes I'm scared by my popularity. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to delight esteemed Nobel prize winners and ordinary roadkills collectors alike. You know? There are at least 15 plazas with my name in two different countries, not counting Ecuador and Latveria.

Can you tell me the square root of 1521853574?
According to my speechwriter the politically correct answer is 66.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Harry Potter.

Antonio Banderas refused to share his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6857446344 5970927253 671781525 214534111 6842204453 2270442628 4691466313 2307822565 3369334254 3183305356 9104040921 4514053181 4997759288 3398609816 9101770959 7199759647 949250603 8055372729 226924407 557231922
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