An interview with Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande born June 26th, 1993 (Cancer)
Ariana Grande is always looking for alternative ways to stay in touch with her supporters. (source)

Ariana, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
You bet your boots! Scientific studies have made clear that sniffing glitter like a gerbil with asthma may have unpleasant effects, like loss of hair or death. But fret no more! Buy "Ariana's miracle", now with Linostachya metallica syrup. Just $19.99 for 70 tablets. (Note : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause arthritis or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. A tablet contains 100% RDA of gasoline).

Could you suggest a remedy for haemorrhoids?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed cure for haemorrhoids. Mix two parts of tequila, three parts of tea and some pickles. Apply this elixir on your legs and your wrists.

Ariana, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Snowflake, the White Gorilla"?
Yes, that boys will be boys - or something like that.

What do you think about the international situation?
Oh my heck! I think it is quite grim, since there are places where it is impossible to find even a barely passable corn dog.

Does your secretary use an alias when he makes reservation for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude devotees and stalkers
You bet! We'll do anything to excape those troglodytes. I generally use the pseudonym "Ariana Gronde".

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the relaxing clink of two emeralds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, for example "the first word of your daughter" or "the heartening giggle of an angelic kid ".

Ariana, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of sewer inspector. I already have quite an experience in that field.

You seem to be always so cheerful and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I really believe that every person has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a so-called artist, my sight goes black and I grind my teeth. And all of a sudden, I experience an impulse to delete her mocking smile. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover that side.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Ariana Grande's home telephone number is listed here :
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To be honest, my chief had arranged my interview with Ariana Grande several months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet chipmunk got rheumatism, so I had to skip the interview. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Ariana Grande would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.