A conversation with Ariel Winter
Ariel Winter
Ariel Winter born January 28th, 1998 (Aquarius)
And now, to soothe your soul, enjoy a lovely photo of a sweet crab (pixabay photo)

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep. I'm on the set of the sequel of "Seven Pounds", a real jewel whose value has not been perceived by critics.

Ariel, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm somehow concerned, since I heard through the grapevine that Trump wants to sponsor a research that suggests flu is a figment of liberals.

In an article appeared on Bulgarian Annals of Advanced Psychiatry, dr. Mark Ramirez has described your movies as "a supernatural quintessence of newfangled contextual defeatism". Anything to add?
Well, I think that in his essay printed on Journal of Ethical Criticism, prof. Reginald Fisher totally discredited that fishy thesis.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Mozart.

What's your favorite vice?
I watch funny videos on YouTube. Surely you are going to judge me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny macaron shaped birthmark on my left buttock. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a macaron while my mother was expecting me.

When your are not acting, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting buttons is quite relaxing.

Do you do your own shopping?
Go get a cat! Actually, I hire a group of Princeton graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a crew of pro buyers spread around the planet. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever have a team of surrogates, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Ariel Winter's secret telephone number :
433750980 2312217599 9709510565 3948262100 926132239 7189745691 8091221636 7716434359 2825963070 730333091 9609533977 5182746041 9175166289 4036169310 3369193926 5659548125 3004257153 8154603649 8863326313 979344217
To be honest, my boss had planned my short exchange with Ariel Winter several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or feeding my pet zebra. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that followed after a heavy dinner based on beans and deep-fried eggplants.
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