An interview with Arielle Kebbel
Arielle Kebbel
Arielle Kebbel born February 19th, 1985 (Aquarius)
Among the future projects of Arielle Kebbel there is a super-secret experimental western in which all the action is set underground (source)

We are here today with Arielle Kebbel, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Arielle, and welcome to Gnaw Your Celebrity!.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.

Arielle, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Arielle's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed researches in the Atacama desert, I discovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Otodantota nodulosa, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of figs and ketchup. It may sound uninviting, but it's kind of moreish.

Arielle, what’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a steam shovel.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
I'll say not! I'm agreeable, quite active, opinionated and tolerant. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I made a poll last winter. I think I'm a four in Tucson, but a seven in Congo.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes sir! It is unfavorable that I have so little time to write. Recently I've read the summary of the abridged version of "The Hobbit", and I found it quite palatable. So, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.

Can you tell me the square root of 1764928761?
Are you kidding? Even a half-witted hare can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a smartphone.

Do you do your own shopping?
Forget it! Actually, I pay a squad of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of professional buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever employ a number of stand-in, one for each body part.

Arielle Kebbel refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6873822207 289378283 2733236467 877433236 6801038455 983323624 859403671 4755675496 511928077 8374517259 7464485273 9689699719 5076744500 6262019872 2200778369 6795871543 831709281 9271091615 2027769881 2826096216
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