We are here today with Arielle Kebbel, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Arielle, and welcome to Gnaw Your Celebrity!.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.
Arielle, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Arielle's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed researches in the Atacama desert, I discovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Otodantota nodulosa, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of figs and ketchup. It may sound uninviting, but it's kind of moreish.
Arielle, what’s your biggest defect?
I snore like a steam shovel.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
I'll say not! I'm agreeable, quite active, opinionated and tolerant. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I made a poll last winter. I think I'm a four in Tucson, but a seven in Congo.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes sir! It is unfavorable that I have so little time to write. Recently I've read the summary of the abridged version of "The Hobbit", and I found it quite palatable. So, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
Can you tell me the square root of 1764928761?
Are you kidding? Even a half-witted hare can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a smartphone.
Do you do your own shopping?
Forget it! Actually, I pay a squad of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of professional buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, always a critical issue, I ever employ a number of stand-in, one for each body part.
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