A conversation with Arielle Kebbel
Arielle Kebbel
Arielle Kebbel born February 19th, 1985 (Aquarius)
During her last red carpet appearance, Arielle Kebbel has really amazed her devotees by wearing a Preda dress made of pine needles (source)

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

The baboon of misery
The large baboon of misery
rushes on the dreary fields of emptiness
as I look in the eye my life wreck.
If only it had been the pig of misery
we could have bacon at least.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Taylor Momsen, because I think we both like Mary Poppins.

What motivates you to act?
Everybody likes the sound of my voice.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was a tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Immanuel Kant appeared and revealed that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Socrates' homonym.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing food is a waste of energy. After all, there are restaurants and fans willing to provide my daily dose of vitamines and sugars. In the few occasions I have to cook for my friends, I like to create salads. My treasure is a mix of beef jerk and seitan, which I believe can be suited for both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the seitan and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and seitan with some relish and you are done!

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
An anteater.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Arielle Kebbel's secret telephone number :
8649551692 2328890194 7099154883 4140708607 877217159 6531501694 735161007 688186354 421008036 7704048843 697018477 7476741357 3442998582 4370621433 2722114938 476911479 8348719778 9465820354 8288287132 2996741441
My boss had planned my hurried appointment with Arielle Kebbel many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like visiting Canada or grooming my pet bobcat. So, the interview above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a dinner of liver pâté and cabbage stew.
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