An interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger born July 30th, 1947 (Leo)
The joyful mien of fans who have run across Arnold Schwarzenegger (pixabay photo)

Which is the most blush-making DVD you personally bought?
Dog my cats! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, I fear it is "Town & Country" or "Envy".

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is candies! So I bought 2600000 boxes of candies which I amassed in my vaults, waiting for the price to go up.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the reassuring swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, for example "the relaxing purr of a lovable kitten" or "the effervescent laugh of an innocent child ".

Who are your heroes?
Oscar Wilde, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, and myself.

You have been seen in a particular location with a singer whose name I've not the permission to announce. Do you care to comment?
If you mean H.Z., then it was a completely innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with X.R...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" frisked by the CIA looking for some naughty material somebody may have "accidentally" planted there. Do you understand now?

Let's forget about that imaginary photo...

Arnold Schwarzenegger refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
2476093190 319711047 8650318983 4817241020 8557997550 2966671482 761054447 680932802 7107677646 438560618 5862934000 9577100498 4887815377 9603097562 5072052527 5621063209 960259113 4212882553 6957736809 6782859474
To be sincere, my director had patiently planned my brief rendezvous with Arnold Schwarzenegger several days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had better things to do, like growing medicinal herbs or visiting Canada. So, this web page is mainly based on what Arnold Schwarzenegger would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.