Which is the most blush-making DVD you personally bought?
Dog my cats! Apart from "Glitter", which was a gift, I fear it is "Town & Country" or "Envy".
If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" and the answer is candies! So I bought 2600000 boxes of candies which I amassed in my vaults, waiting for the price to go up.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the reassuring swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, for example "the relaxing purr of a lovable kitten" or "the effervescent laugh of an innocent child ".
Who are your heroes?
Oscar Wilde, Dr. Hannibal Lecter, and myself.
You have been seen in a particular location with a singer whose name I've not the permission to announce. Do you care to comment?
If you mean H.Z., then it was a completely innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with X.R...
I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" frisked by the CIA looking for some naughty material somebody may have "accidentally" planted there. Do you understand now?
Let's forget about that imaginary photo...
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