I read that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
It was my agent's idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight brucellosis?
Since I imagined I contracted it.
Can you tell me the square root of 914628858?
I've no doubts that the nicest answer is 63.
You have been the recipient of many prizes. Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Plastic Panther Prize" assigned by the Mayor of Tucson for "outstanding yet unrequested stage exhibition" at the early age of 5.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Asa Bytterfield", who turns out to be a retired dairy cattle farmer from Las Vegas. That's quite annoying, but not as much embarassing as discovering that according to Bing my name is similar to a horrible vulgarity in Bulgarian.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
It's a no-brainer: a lion.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Jake Gyllenhaal, since we were in the same book club when we were younger.
Who are your heroes?
Rene Descartes, Hermione Granger, and myself.
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