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A talk with Asa Butterfield
Asa Butterfield
Asa Butterfield born April 1st, 1997 (Aries)
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I read that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
It was my agent's idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight brucellosis?
Since I imagined I contracted it.

Can you tell me the square root of 914628858?
I've no doubts that the nicest answer is 63.

You have been the recipient of many prizes. Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Plastic Panther Prize" assigned by the Mayor of Tucson for "outstanding yet unrequested stage exhibition" at the early age of 5.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Asa Bytterfield", who turns out to be a retired dairy cattle farmer from Las Vegas. That's quite annoying, but not as much embarassing as discovering that according to Bing my name is similar to a horrible vulgarity in Bulgarian.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
It's a no-brainer: a lion.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Jake Gyllenhaal, since we were in the same book club when we were younger.

Who are your heroes?
Rene Descartes, Hermione Granger, and myself.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Asa Butterfield's home telephone number :
5299006651 7660109887 985305450 7020892075 9886579016 406227517 898111454 3133519686 9203291878 4258654080 7304656863 776190836 3594388296 9740633034 8155872564 9799833136 925708546 3805522647 4263411484 7383780830
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