You seem to be always so lively and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each person has two sides. At times, when I bump into a colleague, rage darkens my heart and hate makes my bones tingle. And suddenly, I experience the urge to shutter forever those ogling eyes. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.
Who are your heroes?
John Adams, Doctor Who, and myself.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my soul, I often doze on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and thorns generously peppered with pepper.
You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meat pie.
Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to announce. Do you care to comment?
If you mean B.O., then it was a totally inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with A.C...
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some stray photons spontaneously formed a completely random photo in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your dog may "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Capeesh?
I think I've lost that picture anyway...
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