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A talk with Ashanti
Ashanti born October 13th, 1980 (Libra)
The typical mien of her followers (pixabay photo)

You seem to be always so lively and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each person has two sides. At times, when I bump into a colleague, rage darkens my heart and hate makes my bones tingle. And suddenly, I experience the urge to shutter forever those ogling eyes. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.

Who are your heroes?
John Adams, Doctor Who, and myself.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my soul, I often doze on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and thorns generously peppered with pepper.

You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meat pie.

Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing location with a famous person whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to announce. Do you care to comment?
If you mean B.O., then it was a totally inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with A.C...

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some stray photons spontaneously formed a completely random photo in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your car or your dog may "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Capeesh?

I think I've lost that picture anyway...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Ashanti's private telephone number is listed here :
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I dawdled for several weeks for the privilege to have a short interview with Ashanti. The resulting piece was wonderful, like it was written by Tennessee Williams after too much absinthe. It was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that another inmate destroyed my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I attempted to recall those staggering words. To be aboveboard, I'm not really sure this web page contains a totally precise chronicle of our appointment, and thus I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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